{"id":1151,"date":"2011-05-18T08:00:37","date_gmt":"2011-05-18T15:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/?p=1151"},"modified":"2011-05-17T06:47:25","modified_gmt":"2011-05-17T13:47:25","slug":"i-never-a-knitting-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/?p=1151","title":{"rendered":"I never&#8230;. (a knitting game)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a habit of saying &#8220;I never&#8230;&#8221; right before I&#8217;m forced to eat my words.<br \/>\nI never make mittens.<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_0581.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_0581-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"IMG_0581\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1253\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_0581-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_0581.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> <br \/>For some reason, putting my fingerless mitts in my ficus for a photo made me think of Twilight (spider monkeys!) and yes, I did dust the entire plant right after this photo.<br \/>\nI never make shawls, prefer to call it a wrap.<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_0706.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_0706-300x85.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"IMG_0706\" width=\"300\" height=\"85\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1374\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_0706-300x85.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_0706.jpg 782w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<br \/>I never make socks.<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_0070.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_0070-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"IMG_0070\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1174\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_0070-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_0070.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_0956.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_0956-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"IMG_0956\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1376\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_0956-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_0956.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_0957.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_0957-300x175.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"IMG_0957\" width=\"300\" height=\"175\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1377\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_0957-300x175.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/IMG_0957.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<br \/>Could not have been more wrong about that one&#8230;.now I&#8217;m considering socks to match the mittens.<br \/>\nPerhaps I should say something like I never knit orcas and then the world would soon have a lovely knitted killer whale! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a habit of saying &#8220;I never&#8230;&#8221; right before I&#8217;m forced to eat my words. I never make mittens. For some reason, putting my fingerless mitts in my ficus for a photo made me think of Twilight (spider monkeys!) and yes, I did dust the entire plant right after this photo. I never make [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-knitting"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1151","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1151"}],"version-history":[{"count":22,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1151\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1383,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1151\/revisions\/1383"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}