{"id":184,"date":"2009-09-20T10:06:55","date_gmt":"2009-09-20T17:06:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/?p=184"},"modified":"2010-07-31T12:51:01","modified_gmt":"2010-07-31T19:51:01","slug":"what-a-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/?p=184","title":{"rendered":"What a day!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday was eventful.<br \/>\n<\/br>I stepped on a scorpion. Thankfully, it was dead. :)<br \/>\n<\/br>I wondered if dogs really do have a sixth sense because I was painting my toenails and Sydney came over and smelled them and then growled. The color? &#8211; WICKED. :)<br \/>\n<\/br>I met up with friends to go to a tailgate before a college football game. That was really fun. I can add got out of a cab somewhere other than an intersection, walked across a fwy (on a bridge &#8211; not the actual fwy), and attended a tailgate to the things I&#8217;ve done in life. I worked on the pink blanket at the tailgate while watching the game on tv. Later that night, I successfully hailed my first cab. He says he stopped for me because I was calm and not drunk. :)<br \/>\n<\/br>I brought my own Vitamin water &#038; Diet Dr. Pepper to the tailgate and as I was meeting people and drinking my VW, one guy said &#8220;Yea, help yourself to the beverages, but we&#8217;re all out of Vitamin water.&#8221; LOL<br \/>\n<\/br>Here are some life lessons that I learned over the course of the night:<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t wear jeans that brush the ground if you may be forced to use a port o potty.<br \/>\nMake a serious effort to take your own T.P.<br \/>\nInvest in some pepper spray gel. My second cab ride came with a free safety lecture.<br \/>\n<\/br>Laters.<\/br>(9\/20\/2009 10:06am)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday was eventful. I stepped on a scorpion. Thankfully, it was dead. :) I wondered if dogs really do have a sixth sense because I was painting my toenails and Sydney came over and smelled them and then growled. The color? &#8211; WICKED. :) I met up with friends to go to a tailgate before [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-184","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-and-friends"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=184"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":189,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184\/revisions\/189"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=184"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=184"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}