{"id":2197,"date":"2012-03-02T07:00:43","date_gmt":"2012-03-02T14:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/?p=2197"},"modified":"2012-02-28T21:51:32","modified_gmt":"2012-02-29T04:51:32","slug":"safe-house-the-movie-spoiler-alert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/?p=2197","title":{"rendered":"Safe House the movie (SPOILER ALERT&#8230;)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you haven&#8217;t seen the movie, please stop reading unless you are fine with spoilers, in which case, carry on.<br \/>\n<br \/>This was a pretty good movie, but I don&#8217;t think it hurts to go into it with low expectations. I was thinking there would be some running and chasing and probably some shooting and some running and a little more chasing. It had all that and oh so much more:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>A little bit of Ryan Reynolds with his shirt off to prove that his Green Lantern trainer is still employed.<\/li>\n<li>A lesson for the ladies &#8211; If you hear gunfire, don&#8217;t just stand in the middle of the living room. That is how you get dead.<\/li>\n<li>The best movie line I&#8217;ve heard in awhile &#8211; regarding Denzel, &#8220;You&#8217;re like a black Dorian Gray.&#8221; &#8211; He totally is!<\/li>\n<li>Suspension of reality &#8211; RR gets stabbed in the stomach and then several minutes later, muscles up the power to strangle a healthy man to death<\/li>\n<li>Poor portrayal of tactical teams &#8211; Random heavily armed guys break into one of your safe houses and you do a crazy poor job of defending it. You don&#8217;t even bother to put on any protective gear. In fact, you sport a bright flannel shirt. good plan. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I recommend this movie for pure entertainment value. I&#8217;m already looking forward to renting it because I feel like this list should be quite a bit longer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you haven&#8217;t seen the movie, please stop reading unless you are fine with spoilers, in which case, carry on. This was a pretty good movie, but I don&#8217;t think it hurts to go into it with low expectations. I was thinking there would be some running and chasing and probably some shooting and some [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2197","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movie-dvd-reviews"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2197","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2197"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2197\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2206,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2197\/revisions\/2206"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}