{"id":275,"date":"2010-02-26T22:43:27","date_gmt":"2010-02-27T05:43:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/?p=275"},"modified":"2010-07-31T14:12:51","modified_gmt":"2010-07-31T21:12:51","slug":"near-death-experience","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/?p=275","title":{"rendered":"Near death experience"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>TH is home from his trip. Syd and I are happy to have him safely home. :)<\/br><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The hockey game tonight was really fun. Our team had 37 shots on goal compared to their 26. <\/li>\n<li>We won 3-2.<\/li>\n<li>I wore the hermoine hat to the hockey game tonight and it was quite a bit less itchy than the Alpaca one, so I&#8217;m very happy with it!<\/li>\n<li>Also, the two gentleman behind us played Statler and Waldorf the entire game (imagine the old muppet guys in the balcony as hockey fans).<br \/>\nTheir comments included:<br \/>\n-(when the people next to us left right after the national anthem) &#8220;what can they possibly need 22 seconds into a game?&#8221;<br \/>\n-&#8220;this looks like the second worst power play we&#8217;ve had all season.&#8221;<br \/>\n-&#8220;be careful, don&#8217;t hurt him!&#8221;<br \/>\n-&#8220;he&#8217;s just being too lackadaisical.&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>The near death part of the night~<br \/>\nAs I was eating peanuts, I inhaled the skin of a peanut. I was halfway choking and TH inquired if I was ok, I shook my head no. Now, in case you&#8217;re reading this and don&#8217;t actually know TH, he&#8217;s about 6&#8217;1&#8243; and he&#8217;s very broad (think Viking). He&#8217;s worried that I&#8217;m choking to death b\/c he can&#8217;t hear me breathe and he has had some emergency training, so he pulls back his hand like he&#8217;s going to give me a mighty smack on the back due to how we&#8217;re seated and his eyes focus like he&#8217;s going to give it all he&#8217;s got and I saw my life flashing before my eyes. I jerked my hand right in front of his eyes and make the scuba sign for ok! he said, &#8220;you&#8217;re ok?&#8221; and I nodded and he said, &#8220;take a breath.&#8221; like he didn&#8217;t believe me and I was choosing death by choking rather than be struck to remove the object.<br \/>\nI loudly inhaled and then began laughing which did not improve my partial choking situation. Eventually with my eyes watering, I was able to return to my normal state. I continued laughing. I could just imagine him explaining to the paramedic how I&#8217;d been choking, but now, the object was gone, but my back was broken. <\/li>\n<p><\/br><br \/>\nThe only thing the game was lacking was a hockey fight. Oh, what a night! :)<br \/>\n<\/br>(2\/26\/2010 10:43 pm)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TH is home from his trip. Syd and I are happy to have him safely home. :) The hockey game tonight was really fun. Our team had 37 shots on goal compared to their 26. We won 3-2. I wore the hermoine hat to the hockey game tonight and it was quite a bit less [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-275","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hockey"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/275","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=275"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/275\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":284,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/275\/revisions\/284"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}