{"id":2823,"date":"2012-06-08T13:00:13","date_gmt":"2012-06-08T18:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/?p=2823"},"modified":"2012-06-07T22:27:26","modified_gmt":"2012-06-08T03:27:26","slug":"snow-white-and-the-huntsman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/?p=2823","title":{"rendered":"Snow White and the Huntsman."},"content":{"rendered":"

1. I thought Charlize did a great job which might be because I’m a huge fan.
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2. I’m totally over Kristen Stewart. Her “Braveheart” speech failed to impress but she didn’t have a ton to work with.
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3. If you are about to jump off a cliff into the surf, you should try to take off some layers so you are not weighed down by your huge dress, petticoats, pants and boots. Write that down.
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4. Several scenes were too long. The Sound of Music hike through the mountains scene had me wondering if they were trying to increase soundtrack sales.
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4b. I could have used a little more closure on the Snow White\/Huntsman relationship if I’m already in the theater for over two hours.
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5. The costumes and scenery were AH-MAZING!….but I would have been fine without Mirror Man.
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6. A twig of a girl on a fresh rested horse riding bareback would leave huge grown men on war horses with full armor & weapons in the dust.
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7. I was disappointed to learn the dwarves were not actual little people. Totally charming, the lot of them.
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So, overall, a good flick as long as you’re not expecting Lord of the Rings.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1. I thought Charlize did a great job which might be because I’m a huge fan. 2. I’m totally over Kristen Stewart. Her “Braveheart” speech failed to impress but she didn’t have a ton to work with. 3. If you are about to jump off a cliff into the surf, you should try to take […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2823","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movie-dvd-reviews"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2823","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2823"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2823\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2829,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2823\/revisions\/2829"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2823"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2823"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2823"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}