{"id":2930,"date":"2012-07-09T05:00:52","date_gmt":"2012-07-09T10:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/?p=2930"},"modified":"2012-07-08T09:43:49","modified_gmt":"2012-07-08T14:43:49","slug":"the-universe-speaks-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/?p=2930","title":{"rendered":"The universe speaks again"},"content":{"rendered":"

I accomplished quite a bit with my recent spring cleaning episode. Then, I was knitting along in the evenings as per my usual M.O.
\nJuly 4th, I took a break to go tubing with The Husband. Once we got back, I was opening some meat to defrost it when I cut the tip of my left middle finger. A little while later, we decided I did not need stiches, so after it stopped bleeding, The Husband put Neosporin and a 3M adhesive strip on it and we called it good. The next day, I went to the doctor to get a Tetanus shot and he bandaged it up like a mummy…
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\n…which was good because him saying it was a little tender was a gross understatement. Mad props to the dr. for doing this; it provided the cushion needed to keep me (and those around me) sane.
\nThe interesting part of my doctor’s visit was him assuming for one hot minute that I’d had a Tetanus shot recently. Evidently, I seem like the kind of person that gets into scrapes enough to be current on my Tetanus. I wonder what made him think that? Was it my confidence in knowing I hadn’t cut myself enough to need stitches? Was it TH’s lovely 3M adhesive strip\/Neosporin job? I shall assume it was one of those.
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Either way. No knitting for several days.
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Ps. There was a permanent note on the doctor’s door telling people “In case of emergency, call 911.” Sound advice for sure.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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