{"id":4001,"date":"2012-12-04T04:00:06","date_gmt":"2012-12-04T09:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/?p=4001"},"modified":"2012-12-03T21:39:15","modified_gmt":"2012-12-04T02:39:15","slug":"when-gnomes-are-like-gremlins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/?p=4001","title":{"rendered":"When Gnomes are like Gremlins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got a gnome wet.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_4191-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Gnome 1\" title=\"Gnome 1\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4002\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_4191-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_4191-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_4191.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/> <br \/>\nNow there are 16 gnomes. Then, I caught them eating after midnight.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_4186-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Gnomes 3\" title=\"Gnomes 3\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4004\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_4186-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_4186-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_4186.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>  <br \/>\n &#8230;and they might have a wee drinking problem.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_4177_cropped-298x300.jpg\" alt=\"Gnomes 4\" title=\"Gnomes 4\" width=\"298\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4005\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_4177_cropped-298x300.jpg 298w, https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_4177_cropped-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_4177_cropped-1017x1024.jpg 1017w, https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_4177_cropped.jpg 1524w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 298px) 100vw, 298px\" \/><br \/>\n<br \/>Now, it&#8217;s raining gnomes!<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_4169-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Gnomes 2\" title=\"Gnomes 2\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4003\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_4169-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_4169-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_4169.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/ravel.me\/Kat1e\/ttc32\" target=\"_blank\">Mine raveled here.<\/a><br \/>\nPs. Don&#8217;t forget that Gremlins is a great holiday movie. You&#8217;re welcome.<br \/>\nPps. Happy Birthday to my SIL. A, you are the wind beneath my wings and I hope you have an incredible day! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got a gnome wet. Now there are 16 gnomes. Then, I caught them eating after midnight. &#8230;and they might have a wee drinking problem. Now, it&#8217;s raining gnomes! Mine raveled here. Ps. Don&#8217;t forget that Gremlins is a great holiday movie. You&#8217;re welcome. Pps. Happy Birthday to my SIL. A, you are the wind [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[3,36,195,194,24,42,182,188,193,65],"class_list":["post-4001","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-knitting","tag-crochet-knit","tag-funny","tag-gnomes","tag-gremlins","tag-knit","tag-knitting-2","tag-ornament","tag-pattern-by-anna-hrachovec","tag-raining-gnomes","tag-yarn"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4001","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4001"}],"version-history":[{"count":24,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4001\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4029,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4001\/revisions\/4029"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4001"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4001"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4001"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}