{"id":4030,"date":"2012-12-05T23:44:17","date_gmt":"2012-12-06T04:44:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/?p=4030"},"modified":"2012-12-05T23:44:17","modified_gmt":"2012-12-06T04:44:17","slug":"assembly-line-gnomes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/?p=4030","title":{"rendered":"Assembly Line Gnomes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When the assembly line was invented, I&#8217;m sure it seemed like a grande idea. However, when applied to gnome-making, it got kind of monotonous. The good news was that I&#8217;d woven in the ends as I went, or I might have gone off the deep end.<br \/>\nStep 1. Make gnomes.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_4124-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Gnomes 5\" title=\"Gnomes 5\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4031\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_4124-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_4124-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_4124.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\nStep 2. Add beards.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_4135-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Gnomes 6\" title=\"Gnomes 6\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4032\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_4135-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_4135-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_4135.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\nStep 3. Add eyes (cause they look Creepy McCreeperson without them)<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_4194-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"16 Gnomes\" title=\"16 Gnomes\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4036\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_4194-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_4194-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_4194.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\n<br \/>Step 4. Decide that the gnomes are just too cute and what you really need is a full set (whatever that means) &#8211; you must have more.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_4197-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Gnome 17\" title=\"Gnome 17\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4037\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_4197-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_4197-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_4197.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>I think I might have a problem.<br \/>\nPs. To see what other folks are working on, check out <a href=\"http:\/\/tamisamis.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Tami&#8217;s Amis<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When the assembly line was invented, I&#8217;m sure it seemed like a grande idea. However, when applied to gnome-making, it got kind of monotonous. The good news was that I&#8217;d woven in the ends as I went, or I might have gone off the deep end. Step 1. Make gnomes. Step 2. Add beards. Step [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[181,180,188,196],"class_list":["post-4030","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-knitting","tag-gnome","tag-mini-gnome","tag-pattern-by-anna-hrachovec","tag-wip-wednesday"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4030","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4030"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4030\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4047,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4030\/revisions\/4047"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4030"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4030"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4030"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}