{"id":4908,"date":"2013-03-16T10:27:11","date_gmt":"2013-03-16T15:27:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/?p=4908"},"modified":"2013-05-01T07:12:09","modified_gmt":"2013-05-01T12:12:09","slug":"ode-to-bonita","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/?p=4908","title":{"rendered":"Ode to Bonita"},"content":{"rendered":"

There once was a lass called Bonita.
\nThe only cheese she might like is Velveeta.
\n
A more generous person, you never did know.
\nShe’s also funny but won’t steal your show.
\n
Handier in a pinch than most folks hereabouts.
\nBonita is wise and does not suffer louts.
\nShe’ll be supportive if zombies you run from<\/a>.
\nAnd if she were a pirate, she’d give you her rum.
\n
She has a sweet soul, is kind-hearted, loves dogs.
\nI’m pretty sure she’d throw those Highland Games logs.
\n
\"Katie
\n
Her great taste in books and film should get a mention.
\nShe takes fun to another dimension.
\n
She keeps secrets right up there with graves.
\nI could see her running and dancing with braves.
\n
She’ll tell you what you need to hear, rather than want to.
\nSometimes, her ideas are fresh as the dew.
\n\"House
\nGoing to a haunted house with her is highly recommended<\/a>.
\nBut, you’ll have to find your own Bones, cause this one is friended.
\nWhich I just realized means you’re out of luck.
\nCause this lovely lady is a one of a kind duck.
\n
Happy Birthday, Friend! I hope Paris treats you to the most beautiful day of your life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

There once was a lass called Bonita. The only cheese she might like is Velveeta. A more generous person, you never did know. She’s also funny but won’t steal your show. Handier in a pinch than most folks hereabouts. Bonita is wise and does not suffer louts. She’ll be supportive if zombies you run from. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[39],"class_list":["post-4908","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-and-friends","tag-birthday"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4908","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4908"}],"version-history":[{"count":27,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4908\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5534,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4908\/revisions\/5534"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4908"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4908"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4908"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}