{"id":5663,"date":"2013-05-13T20:34:09","date_gmt":"2013-05-14T01:34:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/?p=5663"},"modified":"2013-05-13T20:34:09","modified_gmt":"2013-05-14T01:34:09","slug":"we-married-brothers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/?p=5663","title":{"rendered":"We married brothers."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you find a non-knitter that is both sweet and smart enough to go to a local yarn shop and buy you locally hand-painted sock yarn and send it to you as a surprise, you should marry that person. Now, if you&#8217;re already married to a boy and said person is a girl and it just so happens that she prefers boys also, then you should get your husband&#8217;s brother to marry her. On the off chance that this brother was smart enough on his own to realize what a total fracking gem of a person she is and snap her up right away, then you are the luckiest person alive.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/IMG_5273-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Claudia Hand-painted Yarn\" title=\"Claudia Hand-painted Yarn\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5664\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/IMG_5273-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/IMG_5273-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/IMG_5273.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\n &#8230;and having just decided that I am the luckiest person alive, I&#8217;m off to buy a lottery ticket.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you find a non-knitter that is both sweet and smart enough to go to a local yarn shop and buy you locally hand-painted sock yarn and send it to you as a surprise, you should marry that person. Now, if you&#8217;re already married to a boy and said person is a girl and it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5663","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-knitting"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5663","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5663"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5663\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5668,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5663\/revisions\/5668"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5663"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5663"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5663"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}