{"id":6872,"date":"2014-01-08T07:00:54","date_gmt":"2014-01-08T12:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/?p=6872"},"modified":"2014-01-07T23:17:08","modified_gmt":"2014-01-08T04:17:08","slug":"humble-pie-socks-taste-delicious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/?p=6872","title":{"rendered":"Humble Pie Socks taste Delicious"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Step 1. Obtain pattern.<br \/>\nStep 2. Knit first sock to the toes.<br \/>\nStep 3. Realize you did the wrong decreases on one side of the sock and they don&#8217;t match.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/IMG_2619-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Blue socks\" title=\"Blue socks\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6874\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/IMG_2619-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/IMG_2619-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\nStep 4. Drop stitches to see if you can pick them up.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/IMG_2623-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Blue socks\" title=\"Blue socks\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6876\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/IMG_2623-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/IMG_2623-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\nStep 5. Decide that you don&#8217;t care if you can pick up the stitches, it won&#8217;t look as good as if you reknit AND this pattern is so much fun to knit, you just rip back to the heel.<br \/>\nStep 6. Realize you never rip that easily. The movie you&#8217;re watching must be THAT good. Also realize that if you&#8217;re going to reknit the foot, you&#8217;re going to have to stop just watching the movie and actually knit.<br \/>\nStep 7. Knit foot. Decrease for toes. Graft. Voil\u00e0!<br \/>\n<div id=\"attachment_6875\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6875\" src=\"http:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/IMG_2635-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Swoopy Thing on the foot socks\" title=\"Swoopy Thing on the foot socks\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6875\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/IMG_2635-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/IMG_2635-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-6875\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">No, this is not an old photo. It was taken 1\/7\/2014 - I haven&#039;t taken my tree down. I don&#039;t know when I will. It&#039;s pretty.<\/p><\/div><br \/>\n&#8230;..to be continued with The Saga of the Left Sock<\/p>\n<p>To see what others are working on, check out: <br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/tamisamis.blogspot.com\" target=\"_blank\">Tami&#8217;s Amis<\/a><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gsheller.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Small Things<\/a> <br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/frontierdreams.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Frontier Dreams<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Step 1. Obtain pattern. Step 2. Knit first sock to the toes. Step 3. Realize you did the wrong decreases on one side of the sock and they don&#8217;t match. Step 4. Drop stitches to see if you can pick them up. Step 5. Decide that you don&#8217;t care if you can pick up the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[196],"class_list":["post-6872","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-knitting","tag-wip-wednesday"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6872","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6872"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6872\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6894,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6872\/revisions\/6894"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6872"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6872"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.metzroth.com\/katie\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6872"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}